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beardy beardy chip chip 

A reference to someone who, when high on ecstasy and alcohol, orders a plate of chips from room service at 4am, then proceeds to eat only half the chips, and consequently falls asleep with chips stuck to his beard.
"Paul, don't fall asleep or you may roll in your chips, then you will be beardy beardy chip chip"

"You have chips stuck to your beard, you are beardy beardy chip chip"
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Chip Beard 

A strip of facial hair made from monterey artichoke cheese dip and the crumbs from the bottom of a bag of Stacy's Pita Chips. Other variations include a sweet surprise of cream cheese and cheerios.
Brad was acting like such a dick today so when he passed out drunk we gave him a chip beard.
Chip Beard by Mediocrity May 27, 2013