beardless james marriot

A Tory who spits on the homeless and bullies little children in the street

Beardless James Marriott is a Tory

by Ngbgfgghjf buggies May 27, 2020

beardless bitch

someone who has no sense of adventure or who is weak in physical or moral strength, therefore they have metaphorically rejected their manhood and become a beardless bitch.

Wow Steve over there wouldn't even come doorbell ditching with us, what a beardless bitch.

Tyler is so weak, he cant even curl that ten pound dumb bell. He's such a beardless bitch.

by ninefoureight November 23, 2011

Beardless Messi

Goat

Beardless Messi is the best footballer

by Ayushmaan May 11, 2021

Beardless Crew

The beardless crew(B.C) is a group of intelligent, good looking people in our society that have a higher value of social looks that do not consist of the common "beard". They feel that the beared is a sign of giving up, losing control, and comparing yourself to great people that pulled of the beard (abe lincon, chuck norris, santa claus, and ext).

"dude look at that idot"
"oh yeah hes without a doubt not in the beardless crew"

by beardless people October 6, 2007

Beardless Jesus

A person that looks like Jesus without a beard.
Sometimes abbreviated as BJ.

Art Naylor is a beardless jesus!

by jjamiie March 6, 2011

Beardless Mike

A slang term for penis

I went to a roller derby event and someone had their beardless mike hanging out of their pants

by Fist56 January 25, 2026

Bearders Remorse

1.Extreme anguish occurring immediately following the removable of a Beard. Often following the removal, bitter regret and reminiscing of good times yourself and the beard had and questioning the decision is common. This often lasts until 5 O’clock the following day depending upon length, care and quality. Many will question your decision while others will applaud, however only you and your beard know the actuality.

The choice to disband from your beard is often not of your own will, but of someone else’s, this is the worst case. An example of this is where an individual is required to shave his/her beard for a job, and this person experiences Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave without cause is a tragic one, in that the shaver doesn’t foresee the remorse that is ahead of him until it is upon him and he has Bearders Remorse.

The choice to shave with the anticipation of Beard ers Remorse due to past Beards dose makes the shave easier, and the shaver feels minimal Bearders Remorse.

by snarkyharkyshow August 25, 2011