a huge brown or black thing that eats you if you piss it off or eat its honey so watch it buddy!

Many people get this wrong, but the real definition of a bear when referring to a person is someone with an angry attitude but under control, someone so manly that they are beyond man, but a good man all around. The term can be used for females, but it means in a sense that they are protective mothers, but are also tendering. A prime indicator of a bear is being enraged with scary fury during debates and hot topics because they have no tolerance for stupid and primitive people. Steven Colbert is right to fear bears, but they only attack when they have a reason.

The best mother fucking god damn animal in the world. Bears rule! If bears were human they'd be Chuck Norris

A large, hairy homosexual man who raises Jack Russel terriers with his bearmate. The larger bears are referred to as daddies. These men are showcased in Bear magazine.

Trucker's definition: A ruthless man dressed in uniform that loves to shoot radar, eat doughnuts, search cars without a warrant, was abused as a child; a law enforcement officer.

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bear.

You are big and tough but you are a love bug, big cuddles, big warm hugs, kisses, and crazy sex.