beans on 

A phrase used to describe a female who would appear to show an interest in a man. She could also be described as being "up for it" - although 'up for what' cannot be easily defined.

A female who grabs your buttocks within 5 minutes of meeting you can be described as 'beans on'

I'm telling you mate, she's beans on.

beans on by cazio July 15, 2009

Beans on toasting 

Verb - when a British person behaves dishonourably or cheats at a sport/game

"listen here matey, you were clearly beans on toasting at the cricket game this morning"

Beans on toasting by marty mcpichum December 14, 2021

beans on toast

adj. describes something that it is really good, not completely spectacular perhaps, but definitely worth praising. If it's extra special, 'beans on toast with cheese on top' is also appropriate.

As an aside, I'd like to take issue with 'anonymous' who has also posted a definition of 'beans on toast'.

Firstly, is this website a recipe board of some sort? Don't the definitions have to have an alternative or slang meaning? Will we be seeing 'cheeseburger, a beef patty between two halves of a sesame seed bun' on here next?

Secondly, not even the British consider beans on toast a delicacy. It's a quick and easy snack, that's all.

Thirdly, 'why do you need the toast?' Why not have toast? Do you only ever eat one food group at a time? Are you saying you'd eat spaghetti bolognese without the spaghetti? Or is this some sort of Atkins diet concern you have?

Aaaand relax...

"Did you see the new series of Spaced?"

"Yeah, that programme is beans on toast."

"...with cheese on top."

beans on toast by juba73 January 16, 2005

Beans on my Dorrito Bag 

When a man lathers his nutsac in Dorrito cheese, and has a woman shit on it. He then forces the woman to give him a blowjob,and suck on his left nut.

"The woman did Beans on my Dorrito Bag to her friend"

Beans on my Dorrito Bag by Bob74685 November 6, 2012

Beans on toast

Beans on toast is a British meal witch is quick and simple to make and can be amazing if made correctly.

If you fuck up making beans on toast you are a fuck up yourself.

I like beans on toast

Beans on toast by Fricking_sick_bro August 15, 2020

Beans on toast

God's gift to mankind

All i want for christmas is Beans on toast

Beans on toast by boop;) December 22, 2020

Beans on Deck 

The amount of money that an individual is currently in possession of.

Jahquez: Lets go to the Polo Outlet, I hear they have sweaters on sale.

Dominic: Nigga, I dont have the beans on deck right now

Beans on Deck by Dominic.91 August 20, 2010