beaner creams

Any form of prescription creams/lotions that are bought in Mexico usually to avoid high prices.

Guy 1: "Dude, what cream did you use for your acne?"

Guy 2: "A whole bunch of Beaner creams dude"

by Daccracker August 3, 2011

Sour cream beaner

A sour cream beaner is a slang term for white mexicans. While ethnically hispanic, skin just happens to be light. May be mistaken for caucasian by people who cannot identify race. Usually are given away to be hispanic because of names that many identify with latinos, such as "Garcia', or "Lopez".

Person 1: Why are you dating a white girl?

Hispanic Guy: She's not a white girl, just a sour cream beaner.

by JustThatGuy June 4, 2009

cream beaver

When you nut on your girls stomach then slap the cum puddle with your dick resembling a beaver slapping the water with its tail.

Bro, I gave my girl the best cream beaver after having dinner with her family.

by koth koth January 25, 2018