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Tijuana Steamer Bean 

The little round steaming turds your dog leaves on the lawn on late October and November mornings. When freshly dropped they steam in the cold morning air.
Mom, Scruffs just dropped another Tijuana Steamer Bean in the backyard. Damn its cold this morning.

Arkansas steamer bean

Tiny clump of excrement, usually the result of a bowel movement that turns out to be a false alarm.
Bubba-Jack rushed to the toilet to seek sweet relief, yet only managed to squeeze out a measly Arkansas steamer bean.

Steamer bean 

when you are having intercourse with a female and you pull out and take a shit on her stomach - and let it steam
mike was banging a chick last night, and he rolled her over and gave her an arkansas steamer bean... she has not called him since
Steamer bean by El Nino Mike April 12, 2004

Mississippi Steamer Bean

The act of putting your poop into a ziplock bag and microwaving it. Later putting it on your partners head.
Hey wanna come to my house and give each other a good ole fashion Mississippi Steamer Bean?

Steamer bean 

Steamer bean by v December 17, 2003

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026