The little round steaming turds your dog leaves on the lawn on late October and November mornings. When freshly dropped they steam in the cold morning air.
Mom, Scruffs just dropped another Tijuana Steamer Bean in the backyard. Damn its cold this morning.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.