Bean Steamer 

An engorged clitorus enveloped in a very wet and puffy vagina.

Momma was so turned on that her bean steamer was in full effect and couldn't wait for her lover's hot tongue.

Bean Steamer by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2015

Tijuana Steamer Bean 

The little round steaming turds your dog leaves on the lawn on late October and November mornings. When freshly dropped they steam in the cold morning air.

Mom, Scruffs just dropped another Tijuana Steamer Bean in the backyard. Damn its cold this morning.

Tijuana Steamer Bean by Jayfitzisawesome August 10, 2017

Arkansas steamer bean

Tiny clump of excrement, usually the result of a bowel movement that turns out to be a false alarm.

Bubba-Jack rushed to the toilet to seek sweet relief, yet only managed to squeeze out a measly Arkansas steamer bean.

Arkansas steamer bean by MasterOfHotLovin' August 18, 2006

Steamer bean 

when you are having intercourse with a female and you pull out and take a shit on her stomach - and let it steam

mike was banging a chick last night, and he rolled her over and gave her an arkansas steamer bean... she has not called him since

Steamer bean by El Nino Mike April 12, 2004

Mississippi Steamer Bean

The act of putting your poop into a ziplock bag and microwaving it. Later putting it on your partners head.

Hey wanna come to my house and give each other a good ole fashion Mississippi Steamer Bean?

Mississippi Steamer Bean by German Hand Grenade October 2, 2009

Steamer bean 

Alcohol, beer ie stella

Going out for some steamer beans

Steamer bean by v December 17, 2003