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Beaked up wank 

How masterbation was always intended to be. Whilst under the influence of cocaine (beaked up), the urge to jizz is often as strong as the craving for the next line. Beaked up wanks can often be prolonged (on rare occasions, even futile), but often result in an ungodly amount of jizz and feeling of general well-being.
How was your night laddie?

Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep
Beaked up wank by Mrrobot7891 November 10, 2020
Someone rollin off extacy, feeling geek'd. Usually used among club go-ers and teenagers.
"That bul Pmoney stay all beaned up off that X..."
beaned up by a-deezy1352 December 11, 2007

beated up 

In full make up, lots of make up, to put a large amount of make up to contour your face.
She was too beated up for Walmart
beated up by uniquemonik May 22, 2016

braked up 

An arrest resulting from when you’re driving with illicit substances in your vehicle and suddenly get pulled over, subsequently searched, and arrested due to your taillight being out. Term first heard by Mr. Nonsense
“Did you hear that Jimmy got arrested the other day?”
Yeah man he was holding and got braked up, should’ve made sure to check his brake lights before he was carrying that much weight”
braked up by Noahbuiltit October 12, 2021

Baked Up 

guy1: did you see what happen to joe?
guy2: yeah, he got baked up, that's what happens when you fuck with someone's girl
When a female becomes aroused, causing clitoris enlargement.
He’s so fine *bites bottom lip*… got me all beaned up!