by un-known-name January 10, 2009
Get the Beaked Up mug.How masterbation was always intended to be. Whilst under the influence of cocaine (beaked up), the urge to jizz is often as strong as the craving for the next line. Beaked up wanks can often be prolonged (on rare occasions, even futile), but often result in an ungodly amount of jizz and feeling of general well-being.
How was your night laddie?
Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep
Oh it was great mate. I had a lovely beaked up wank and the wife was fast asleep
by Mrrobot7891 November 10, 2020
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by a-deezy1352 December 11, 2007
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Get the beated up mug.An arrest resulting from when you’re driving with illicit substances in your vehicle and suddenly get pulled over, subsequently searched, and arrested due to your taillight being out. Term first heard by Mr. Nonsense
“Did you hear that Jimmy got arrested the other day?”
“Yeah man he was holding and got braked up, should’ve made sure to check his brake lights before he was carrying that much weight”
“Yeah man he was holding and got braked up, should’ve made sure to check his brake lights before he was carrying that much weight”
by Noahbuiltit October 12, 2021
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guy2: yeah, he got baked up, that's what happens when you fuck with someone's girl
guy2: yeah, he got baked up, that's what happens when you fuck with someone's girl
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