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grande beacho 

your man has a grande beacho
grande beacho by Ariana grande 111 January 30, 2017

Big Beacho

A man who is largely endowed and has no problem throwing it around. Always tells you that you have done a good job...at letting him down.
Danmmmm, look at that Big Beacho over there. He’ll tell you he loves you, tomorrow.

Beach Swole 

The act of getting blood to your showcase muscles (pecs, shoulders, biceps) prior to entering a beach, pool, hot tub or anywhere you take your shirt off. This is often done by men through push ups, pull ups and bicep curls making them look "beach swole" in an attempt to impress women. "Beach Swole" generally lasts 30-45 min before the blood leaves your showcase muscles.
Isaac: "Hey bro, lets do some push ups before we go poolside- I heard there's some good looking woman."
Ceasar: " Lets do it. I don't mind getting "beach swole" before we go over there."
Beach Swole by Lance Pecht July 25, 2019
The saying of the top of a boat, as seen on the new Yacht video by Anix. Yes, this is a word.
Wow! That Bachook is very well designed!
Bachook by fizzmortal May 29, 2020

Beach Troll 

The denser of male “lower class” beach trolls still live in the past. Most of them are extremely paranoid due to long years of drug abuse, have short tempers and histories of road rage. Many aging beach trolls have long, graying hair, wear outdated “heavy metal” t-shirts and have a fascination with monster trucks, skull imagery and Nazi memorabilia.

All beach trolls are shysters and tight-fisted money grubbers who will screw you on any deal while making it out like you are the one coming out ahead. They will usually always greet you with a smile and a handshake. Sometimes, they will call you “brother” to throw you off track.

Most male beach trolls are shit stirrers, lechers, trouble-makers and male versions of “skanks.” They would be the first person to get your under-aged daughter heavily stoned to have sex with her in your bed while you were away at work. Avoid contact with all versions of trolls at all costs.
My 50-year-old neighbor just got hauled away for statutory rape with a minor. What a beach troll he is.
Beach Troll by Ian De La Rosa June 24, 2013
According to Anix, the bachook is the top of a yacht.
"Look at how stylish that bachook is!"
"That bachook is very nice!"
Bachook by IFlied June 2, 2020