Beachhead dick

The kind of dick (sex) a man gives you when you least expect it. It's loud, rough, and generally occurs at early hours in the morning. It's a reference to wartime (mainly World War 2) invasions of enemy beachheads that occurred early in the morning, and involved massive troop movements, intense fighting, and loud explosions. Beachhead dick always ends with both the partners feeling extremely exhausted, shocked, and very sweaty. The girl always submits first during beachhead dick, such as when a enemy beach is invaded and after many hours of intense battle, the enemy is to tired to keep fighting and surrenders.

"My boyfriend suprised me this morning with some amazing beachhead dick."

"My husband bent me over last night and gave me the most intense beachhead dick I've ever experienced."

"The sex I had last night was so amazing. It reminded me of this war movie I watched once, it was so loud and utterly exhausting. It was some real beachhead dick."

Beachhead dick by Gingerbread Man December 26, 2016

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establish a beachhead

military term now used to describe the act of positioning oneself and one's crew at the front of the bar to ensure primo cocktail service and quality lay of the land.

Paul and Carl agreed to get to the bar early to establish a beachhead.

establish a beachhead by sally in the car February 27, 2010

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Toothbrush Beachhead

The point in a new relationship after spending the night a few times where a toothbrush is left over at the significant other's place for use the next morning, hence establishing a beachhead for further invasion. This can either be a good or bad thing depending on the person.

Good: "Hey how is it going with you and that girl you met?" "Pretty good, I established a toothbrush beachhead last week and plan on sending in more supplies next week."

Bad: "Hey how is it going with you and that girl you met?" "Not good, she established a toothbrush beachhead so I had to call in an air strike and ditch it in the trash."

Toothbrush Beachhead by Anton Vettel October 28, 2010

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Beached az

When you are isolated somewhere, usually said in a New Zealand accent e.g stuck in traffic or locked in a room.

Tristan: oh shit! the doors locked! guess were gonna be here a while.

Alana: oh no! Were beached az, bro! and I need to get wet, ASAP!

Beached az by Salvia1711 August 16, 2010

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Backhead

Performing a ridiculously stupid act whilst playing video games or in real life. This word can also be used as a name for someone who is ordinarily performing stupid and/or asshole-ish acts.

Game Example (GTA V)

Raul: *Picks up friend in Elegy* Where do you wanna go?

Matt: Take me to the clothes store!

Raul: Okay! *crashes into every goddamn pole in GTA then proceeds to crash into a bush and then finally proceeds to drive into the clothes store*

Matt: Bruh wtf! You drive like a fuckin Backhead!

Alternative Game Example

Anthony: *Switches off inverted setting on game and tries playing* Ahh hell nah what kind of backhead logic is this

3rd example

Raul: *blows up random cars and accidentally kills a friend passing by*

Tray: Yo wtf is wrong with you, you fucking backhead!

Backhead by Icecold278 July 13, 2016

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Beached Turd

When someone defecates in a toilet which has very little water. The poo lands on the edge of the toilet basin and is not completely submerged, creating a deadly stank which diffuses beyond the bathroom throughout the whole house.

Man, can you smell that? I think it's coming from the bathroom downstairs... Tina must have left a beached turd in my toilet.

Beached Turd by Catatafish22 July 13, 2011

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