The kind of dick (sex) a man gives you when you least expect it. It's loud, rough, and generally occurs at early hours in the morning. It's a reference to wartime (mainly World War 2) invasions of enemy beachheads that occurred early in the morning, and involved massive troop movements, intense fighting, and loud explosions. Beachhead dick always ends with both the partners feeling extremely exhausted, shocked, and very sweaty. The girl always submits first during beachhead dick, such as when a enemy beach is invaded and after many hours of intense battle, the enemy is to tired to keep fighting and surrenders.
"My boyfriend suprised me this morning with some amazing beachhead dick."
"My husband bent me over last night and gave me the most intense beachhead dick I've ever experienced."
"The sex I had last night was so amazing. It reminded me of this war movie I watched once, it was so loud and utterly exhausting. It was some real beachhead dick."
"My husband bent me over last night and gave me the most intense beachhead dick I've ever experienced."
"The sex I had last night was so amazing. It reminded me of this war movie I watched once, it was so loud and utterly exhausting. It was some real beachhead dick."
by Gingerbread Man December 26, 2016
Get the Beachhead dick mug.The kind of dick (sex) a man gives you when you least expect it. It's loud, rough, and generally occurs at early hours in the morning. It's a reference to wartime (mainly World War 2) invasions of enemy beachheads that occurred early in the morning, and involved massive troop movements, intense fighting, and loud explosions. Beachhead dick always ends with both the partners feeling extremely exhausted, shocked, and very sweaty. The girl always submits first during beachhead dick, such as when a enemy beach is invaded and after many hours of intense battle, the enemy is to tired to keep fighting and surrenders.
"My boyfriend suprised me this morning with some amazing beachhead dick."
"My husband bent me over last night and gave me the most intense beachhead dick I've ever experienced."
"The sex I had last night was so amazing. It reminded me of this war movie I watched once, it was so loud and utterly exhausting. It was some real beachhead dick."
"My husband bent me over last night and gave me the most intense beachhead dick I've ever experienced."
"The sex I had last night was so amazing. It reminded me of this war movie I watched once, it was so loud and utterly exhausting. It was some real beachhead dick."
by Gingerbread Man December 26, 2016
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military term now used to describe the act of positioning oneself and one's crew at the front of the bar to ensure primo cocktail service and quality lay of the land.
by sally in the car February 27, 2010
Get the establish a beachhead mug.The point in a new relationship after spending the night a few times where a toothbrush is left over at the significant other's place for use the next morning, hence establishing a beachhead for further invasion. This can either be a good or bad thing depending on the person.
Good: "Hey how is it going with you and that girl you met?" "Pretty good, I established a toothbrush beachhead last week and plan on sending in more supplies next week."
Bad: "Hey how is it going with you and that girl you met?" "Not good, she established a toothbrush beachhead so I had to call in an air strike and ditch it in the trash."
Bad: "Hey how is it going with you and that girl you met?" "Not good, she established a toothbrush beachhead so I had to call in an air strike and ditch it in the trash."
by Anton Vettel October 28, 2010
Get the Toothbrush Beachhead mug.When you are isolated somewhere, usually said in a New Zealand accent e.g stuck in traffic or locked in a room.
Tristan: oh shit! the doors locked! guess were gonna be here a while.
Alana: oh no! Were beached az, bro! and I need to get wet, ASAP!
Alana: oh no! Were beached az, bro! and I need to get wet, ASAP!
by Salvia1711 August 16, 2010
Get the Beached az mug.Performing a ridiculously stupid act whilst playing video games or in real life. This word can also be used as a name for someone who is ordinarily performing stupid and/or asshole-ish acts.
Game Example (GTA V)
Raul: *Picks up friend in Elegy* Where do you wanna go?
Matt: Take me to the clothes store!
Raul: Okay! *crashes into every goddamn pole in GTA then proceeds to crash into a bush and then finally proceeds to drive into the clothes store*
Matt: Bruh wtf! You drive like a fuckin Backhead!
Alternative Game Example
Anthony: *Switches off inverted setting on game and tries playing* Ahh hell nah what kind of backhead logic is this
3rd example
Raul: *blows up random cars and accidentally kills a friend passing by*
Tray: Yo wtf is wrong with you, you fucking backhead!
Raul: *Picks up friend in Elegy* Where do you wanna go?
Matt: Take me to the clothes store!
Raul: Okay! *crashes into every goddamn pole in GTA then proceeds to crash into a bush and then finally proceeds to drive into the clothes store*
Matt: Bruh wtf! You drive like a fuckin Backhead!
Alternative Game Example
Anthony: *Switches off inverted setting on game and tries playing* Ahh hell nah what kind of backhead logic is this
3rd example
Raul: *blows up random cars and accidentally kills a friend passing by*
Tray: Yo wtf is wrong with you, you fucking backhead!
by Icecold278 July 13, 2016
Get the Backhead mug.When someone defecates in a toilet which has very little water. The poo lands on the edge of the toilet basin and is not completely submerged, creating a deadly stank which diffuses beyond the bathroom throughout the whole house.
Man, can you smell that? I think it's coming from the bathroom downstairs... Tina must have left a beached turd in my toilet.
by Catatafish22 July 13, 2011
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