beached

having eaten so much that you have become immobile; feeling like and resembling a beached whale.

she ate an entire chocolate cake and was subsequently beached

by spoony mcj-j June 26, 2007

Beach

When you take a shit, and the turd is so long that it goes down the hole, through the water, and rests outside the water on dry porcelin.

-I'm 'bout to go beach this turd right now.

-I just beached one.

-I've been beaching shits all day.

by shmeegan July 21, 2008

beach

Where people go to hope to get laid or make fun of tourists

It's russian tourist month, and there are fat russian chicks all over the beach!

by Hoolaaaaaaaaaaaah April 4, 2007

beach

(adjective): A term describing a totally awesome person, place, or thing. Because the beach is totally awesome.

- Dude, those shoes are totally beach!

- I just got back from Paris, and the Eiffel Tower was so beach!

- "They're such a cool couple." "Yeah! They're so beach!"

by Gracie-Lou94 October 26, 2009

beach

The area between your ass and your crotch. Often hairy or "sandy" with "beach crumbs" aka "poo crumbs"

We have a great picture of Ryan putting his beach on John's face when he was passed out.

It was a nice day at the beach until Billy decided to wipe back to front.

That bitch so dirty, you never know what diseases will wash up on that beach

by jiggaslapnuts October 18, 2007

Beach

1. (Adjective). Something that is impossibly chill, cool, and sexy, with an almost island feel to it.

2. (Noun). A sandy area next to an ocean.

1A. "Jeez, that jazz bar by the bay is so beach. I feel like I could spend hours just dazed by it's chillness."

1B. "Did you see that girl's outfit? It's pretty beach."

2. "Let's go sit on a beach today."

by euromuzikfreak July 2, 2006

Beach

When you call someone a bitch, but have Tourette’s, so you already say bitch more than 10 times every *bitch* second

Your *bitch* a beach *nigger* sorry I have Tourette’s

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 5, 2023