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Balloush is the epitome of any language. It is black and white. It is nothing and everything. It is whatever you want it to be. But you can not assign to balloush a permanent definition, only a contextual one.
Yesterday I balloushed myself out of a bad situation.
Balloush by Donkeyze May 26, 2017

Cassi Baylous

Probably the best person you will ever meet in all of eternity and is a great leader.
Look there its cassi baylous I always knew she would be president!
Cassi Baylous by TheTex February 3, 2010
pronounced "baa-lous" - a contraction of the words Butt and Callous. A term describing the desensitization of the butt and groin that comes with sitting on a bicycle seat for extended periods. Without a proper ballous, cycling for long durations becomes extremely painful.
Floyd: Man- those guys on the Tour De France are impressive. They can ride for hour after hour on those crazy hard seats!

Greg: I know, I wish I had a ballous like that- I was riding last weekend and after several hours, I hurt so bad I couldn't sit anymore, but my legs were too tired to stand- It was like some medieval torture device!
ballous by schmuckaneers July 21, 2009

Barlous click 

That face you make when you clench your teeth and spread your mouth widely to the side and slightly downwards, so that the tendons in the side of your neck stand out, as you widen your eyes, furrow your brows, and give a little shrug.
Torris Demmock turned round to the expectant audience and gave a linguering Barlous click.
Barlous click by Vizzage January 9, 2023

Barlous whoostle 

The action of silently vibrating your right shoulder back and forth (not up and down) to signify a fit of laughter or disapproval.
Fearful of disclosing his location, Torris Demmock performed a barlous whoostle at the sight of the comedian being unneccesarily hurt.
Barlous whoostle by Vizzage April 3, 2023

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026