BattleBlock Theater

So your best friend's a vegetable now
Blah, blah, blah
But you know what they say:
When life gives you potatoes, you make potato salad
And I've got just the recipe—
Hit it!

Verse
Buckle your pants, Buckle-buckle your pants
Pull up your socks and dance! (Wooh!)
Buck-buck, BAWK-BAWK, buckle your pants
Bucka-bucka-bucka-bucka buckle your pants!
Buckle your pants, Buckle-buckle your pants-
Hey! I said dance! (Yahoo!)
Buck-buck, BAWK-BAWK, buckle your pants
Bucka-bucka-bucka-bucka buckle your pants!
(Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, baw! Woo!)
Ladies! (Yeah?) Buckle your pants!
Gentlemen! (What? Yeah?) Buckle your pants!
Boys and girls of all ages! (Yeah-hee!)
Buckle your pants or they might fall down! (Hr-brr-brr-brr-brr!)
Hey you! Buckle your pants! (Buckle your pants!)
Yes you! Buckle your pants! (Brrucka-rucka-rucka-rucka)
Everybody! Buckle your pants!
But if you don't want to (NO!)
That's fine (WRONG!)
Refrain
Buckle your pants! Buckle your pants!
Buckle your pants or your pants will fall to the ground!
Buckle your pants! (Hey-yeah-ay)
Just buckle them babies nice and tight please

Outro
Buckle your pants! A-buckle your pants!
A-buck-buck-buck-buck buckle your pants
Buckle your pants! A-buckle your pants!
A-buck-buck-buck-buck buckle your pants (Myahh)
Buckle your pants! A-buckle your pants!
A-buck-buck-buck-buck buckle your pants
BUCKLE YOUR PANTS, BUCKLE YOUR PANTS
BUCK-BUCK-BUCK-BUCK BLRLLRLRRLRLRLR (MYA!)

Battleblock Theater: a fight of parkour on a theater

BattleBlock Theater by FazeDoger_ January 2, 2022

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battleblock theater

a game made by the behemoth

guy 1: do you know battleblock theater
guy 2: yea it is a very epic game

battleblock theater by ticorza August 15, 2021

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Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

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