Batter cake 

When a group of people batter the fucking shit out of someone

oi mandem let's give that person a batter cake

Batter cake by Bootleg Memeulous October 14, 2019

11 inch cake batter maker 

A pretty enormous sized penis that can ejaculate a large amount of semen with the thickness of cake batter.

Jennifer: Wow who made this much cake batter and left it out?

Tom: Thats not cake batter but i'll show you my 11 inch cake batter maker! (whips it out and ejaculates on jennifer)

Jennifer: What the fuck tom?! its all thick and hot and tastes so good!

11 inch cake batter maker by Vince! May 17, 2008

Cake Batter Splatter 

Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.

"Does anyone have a toilet brush handy? Gotta clean the bowl; I did a huge cake batter splatter"

Cake Batter Splatter by WillyCravemore June 21, 2018

Man-Cake Batter

a clever was of saying jizz

i'm going to blow a big batch of man-cake batter in your face

Man-Cake Batter by your mother's chest hair March 27, 2008

cake batter 

Cake batter is the elusive middle-state shit that is not quite hard but not quite loose or watery, but somewhere in between. Prominent indicators of cake batter are the large amount of fecal matter left clinging to the ass/hair as well as the need to exceed the nominal wipe count in order achieve maximum cleanliness.

Much like a quality meringue, Adam's cake batter exhibited well formed peaks in both the bowl and his ass.

cake batter by teh collective January 13, 2010

cake batter 

A person composed of more than one race.

Coined by AMW aka JD Jr. in the cold winter days of Janurary 09 in order to describe a certain sorority sister.

That girl is a batch of cake batter.

cake batter by wwmcd January 28, 2009

Cake Batter 

Is when you pull you dick out of the asshole after you nutted inside, and the tan substance around his hole looks like baking batter.

So you gonna rim my hole? Hell nah trade, not after I just nutted in your cakes, you got cake batter dirty bitch!!

Cake Batter by wmata_ninja May 12, 2015