Unlike bats wing which is performed purposefully, Bat Wings are the spreading and sticking of ones
sack to the inner thigh. Usually happens at
random, in summer months and is caused by the heat and persperation from the
hey-nanner-nanner region.
Guy1: Dude, what the
hell are you doing down there, have you
got crabs or something?
Guy2: No, sorry man just have to adjust the
bat wings.