Bastidicy

A bastard who's stupidity is prone to life threatening idiocy

Tyler suffers from an incurable disease known as bastidicy.

The dog was being bastistic trying to get the ball which was actually a picture.

Bastidicy by Cupcake and Peaches August 22, 2010

bastidio 

An increasingly common Spanglish term used in jest to label someone as a the illegitimate offspring of a slag and manwhore

Carlos, el bastidio!

bastidio by Ollie April 13, 2005

Bastidity 

Unit of which bastards are measured in.

Guy 1 says: That guy get worse
Guy2 says: Yep hes definatly gone up on the bastidity count

Bastidity by iluvroadies January 18, 2015