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Bastard Balls 

A term used to identify blood shot eyes one gets usually gets when smoking marijuana.
"Are you sure you haven't been smoking pot? Because you sure got some bastard balls."
Bastard Balls by Christine December 8, 2004

bastard balls 

a complete bastard whom fathers many bastard children with his over-active man-goo contained within his ball sack "bastard balls"
bastard balls by mattgc November 21, 2006

bunny bastard bitch balls 

Another name for Springtrap (given by Markiplier) who happens to be a character from Five Nights at Freddy's 3

ball washing bastard

Someone who thinks they are above everyone and when given the chance will cheat the system for their own financial gain.
That lawyer my exwife has is a ball washing bastard.
ball washing bastard by jimmybomm January 14, 2021

ball bashing mother fucking bastard 

someone who squashes sandwiches
girl1: u ball bashing mother fucking bastard
girl2: wat?
girl1: u squashed my sandwiches!
girl2: sorry, forgive me

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026