basers
a slang definition for crack users and/or cocaine users, most frequentley used in the Florida area, specifically Ft. Walton Beach. A form of the term "free-basers".
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Plant-basers
People who are loosely throwing the word plant-based around who food shame and criticize others for eating meat when they used to.
These people have a “nutritious righteousness” about them and follow the crowd and want to be hip.
They are not to be confused with the early adapters of the plant based diet who don’t have to announce it to everyone.
These people have a “nutritious righteousness” about them and follow the crowd and want to be hip.
They are not to be confused with the early adapters of the plant based diet who don’t have to announce it to everyone.
Plant-basers are people who once ate a ton of meat but now believe they have a right to food shame others because they no longer do.
Plant-basers by $.02 January 16, 2020
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Bakersfield Picnic
Guy 1: "you coming to lunch with us at Chilies?"
Guy 2: "no, I gotta take a dump. I'm just gonna have a Bakersfield Picnic."
Guy 2: "no, I gotta take a dump. I'm just gonna have a Bakersfield Picnic."
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I don't give a bakers fuck
Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.
I don't give a bakers fuck by zackgee July 12, 2016
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Bakerspatch
A city in Kern County California, better known as Bakersfield. Town founded by Colonel Thomas Baker in 1869. Its between LA and Fresno. Its a hot little town full of "08'ers" and Normal people too, who run to the beach to escape the heat. Where the bro truck owners reside...oh yes....and where Buck Owens lived! It is competing with LA for the worst Smog in the nation!
Bakerspatch by diananer September 17, 2010
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