A person with an XY set of chromosomes whose age and self perception indicate that he is a man, yet whose way of being in the world suggest that he is, rather, a manchild. Such person lacks the basic personality, emotional, and behavioral traits that are the fundamental elements of an adult, i.e., caring for self and others, communicating like a grown up, taking responsibility for his actions. Although brief interactions and appearances may incorrectly indicate that this person is a man, his missing base of the man/adult hierarchy of needs triangle indicate that he is, in fact, a caret ("^").
OMG, Stacey, I just found out that my new boyfriend is a baseless triangle. He seemed totally cool for like 3 months, but today I passed him on the street and said "hi" and he acted like I didn't even exist. Do you think he just forgot to break up with me this morning?
Yikes! I look down and see my penis, but I see no other evidence whatsoever of my manhood. I can't support myself, when my girlfriend cries I just go out and get a beer, and my idea of fun is playing guitar with the boyz when I should be at work. I'm real funny, good looking, and the ladies say I'm a charmer. Have I become a baseless triangle, or is it possible that I just forgot to grow up?
Yikes! I look down and see my penis, but I see no other evidence whatsoever of my manhood. I can't support myself, when my girlfriend cries I just go out and get a beer, and my idea of fun is playing guitar with the boyz when I should be at work. I'm real funny, good looking, and the ladies say I'm a charmer. Have I become a baseless triangle, or is it possible that I just forgot to grow up?
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Term originally arrives from the outer parts of the west midlands, and thought to have been heard on the outskirts of Telford.
Bareness aka Bare hardcore shit... or bare hardcore bitches. The term can be used in many variaties of slang.
One might be going on holiday to Magaluf for example, and because of the amount of women that are located in this area looking for sex alone, with no strings or no feelings to be held against the opposite sex, the term would be used as follows "How was magaluf mate?" .... "Magaluf was Full of Bareness you should of come"
another example may be, "Coming out tonight Craig?" and his reply may be....."yeah for deffinate! gotta get some of that hardcore bareness my shit"
There are thought to be rules that apply to looking for bareness also which are thought to be:
Rule 1: Bareness is simply abit of stuff, not long term commitment or love.
Rule 2: Bareness is a fair game for all fellow bare hunters which can be pre booked, but not excluding sharing if the bareness has no objection
Rule 3: Fellow bare hunters can muscle in and steal bareness up until point of sealing the deal
Rule 4: All bare hunters must share storys next day after sealing the deal.
Rule 5: The most important rule, bareness is NEVER worth loosing good mates over
Bareness aka Bare hardcore shit... or bare hardcore bitches. The term can be used in many variaties of slang.
One might be going on holiday to Magaluf for example, and because of the amount of women that are located in this area looking for sex alone, with no strings or no feelings to be held against the opposite sex, the term would be used as follows "How was magaluf mate?" .... "Magaluf was Full of Bareness you should of come"
another example may be, "Coming out tonight Craig?" and his reply may be....."yeah for deffinate! gotta get some of that hardcore bareness my shit"
There are thought to be rules that apply to looking for bareness also which are thought to be:
Rule 1: Bareness is simply abit of stuff, not long term commitment or love.
Rule 2: Bareness is a fair game for all fellow bare hunters which can be pre booked, but not excluding sharing if the bareness has no objection
Rule 3: Fellow bare hunters can muscle in and steal bareness up until point of sealing the deal
Rule 4: All bare hunters must share storys next day after sealing the deal.
Rule 5: The most important rule, bareness is NEVER worth loosing good mates over
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