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barroom genius 

Someone who has the gift of bull****. Usually is the one at the bar that pretends to be an expert on a subject after reading one newspaper article on it. Usually is thought of as a "genius" by the surrounding drunks, who don't know any better.
John: Hey, did you hear what Sam had to say on that subject last night at the bar??

Mike: Are you kidding? That idiot is a barroom genius. The only people dazzled by him are the drunk fools that don't know any better.
barroom genius by GiGi9339 April 26, 2010
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back up barroom brawler 

that sexy bitch you take home for some wild animal sex
dave: hey mike, why all the cuts and scratches?

mike: i dont want to talk about it dave. i had a rought night with my back up barroom brawler.

John Barrowman 

A hot, smexy, gay, scottish-american man-muffin who works in both TV and the West-End/Broadway on stage.

He moved from scotland to america when he was 8/9 years old and changed to an american accent due to being bullied.

He can switch from american to scottish in a blink of an eye. Bi-lingual.

He seems to be able to do almost everything at once and never sleeps!

His most recent work on UK TV would be- Portraying the character Captain Jack in Torchwood and Doctor who
And being a judge on the talent show 'I'd Do Anything'.
John Barrowman is an actor, proformer, singer, multi talented sex-god.
John Barrowman by JessTDa June 29, 2008
Weather barroon

(Totary not a spy barroon)
barroon by Mun000 February 6, 2023

Barrowman! *shakes fist* 

a relatively new meme, spawned from Never Mind the Buzzcocks Series 23 Episode 12. The presenter, David Tennant (off of Doctor Who) would, after reading out an innuendo-based joke, would say "BARROWMAN!" (implying blamehood upon John Barrowman) and brandish his fist at the screen.

The meme now just represents blaming any problem you happen to have at the time on John Barrowman.
McFly's song contained the lyrics "there's nothing on Earth that could save us since I fell in love with Uranus. Which as it happens was a line removed from the pilot episode of Torchwood"

BARROWMAN! *shakes fist* *grrrrr*
Rufus be in the bafroom grillin ribs in the baftub.
Bafroom by Maxwell August 22, 2004

A Barrowman 

Happens when a striaght person has a crush on a homosexual man.

Originated when, gay actor, John Barrowman played the incredable sexy Jack Harkness on the remade Doctor Who series.
A: Oh my god, he is so sexy!
B: He's gay, you know...
A: Fine, I'll have a Barrowman
A Barrowman by Crikey3632 November 17, 2010