barnit
A smart, funny amazing girl, sure to lighten up a room. She’s always there for you and cares so much about others. You’ll never want to lose a Barnit.
barnit by Highsunday October 28, 2019
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Marching Baritone
The heaviest hand-held instrument in the band. Players of the marching baritone will go through the worst kind of hell for the first month or so of the season because of the twenty-pound vertical pull on their arm muscles that they didn't even know they had. They often develop PTSD from the pain and wake up in the middle of the night with war-flashbacks from band camp. Understandably, baritone marchers get hella pissed when trumpets complain about how heavy their instrument is because the baritone is a solid 10-15 pounds heavier. Another drawback of the marching baritone is the bell size which, like the mellophone, completely fucking blocks your forward vision so you can't see the drum major 30% of the time. But despite the satanic training the baritones go through, they will have the fiercest of biceps at the end of the season. Through the blood, sweat, and tears that they shed together the baritone section members have bonded to form a cult of trumpet-loathing Herculeses. Even though every baritone player has stated multiple times that they hate playing their instrument, none of them would give it up for the world. It's definately a love-hate relationship that always ends up tipping more towards the loving side.
Marching Baritone by Allisonsum1 December 17, 2014
banitsa
This is a traditional Bulgarian pastry which we buy and consume as breakfast or bake it on some holidays. It's realy good and is most commonly filled with cheese and is really greasy but who cares.. it's delicious!!! Our grannies love to bake banitsa :) You should really try one!
It's pronounced BAH-nit-sa :)
It's pronounced BAH-nit-sa :)
Vern Barnett
Someone who takes credit for the work of others because they are incompetent. Often fidgeting with their face during conversations, a Vern Barnett is completely oblivious to how disgusting they appear to those around them.
That Vern Barnett really came off as an asshole when they took credit for Steve's work, picking at his face during the entire meeting made him look like a joke.
Vern Barnett by RobertBlood August 5, 2019
Matthew Barnett
A rapist from Rapetown, USA (aka Maryville, MO) who preys on the young and vulnerable/unconscious. His tactics include leaving victims to die in freezing temperatures, calling in political favors from his Grandpappy and encouraging friends to harass victims, or in some instances, even burn down their homes. Matthew is known for his exceptionally long neck and $10 DUI fines.
Mary: Hey, how is that long necked rapist over there not in jail?!
Jane: oh, that's Matthew Barnett. His Grandpappy called in favors for him, including the destruction of evidence.
Mary: hide yo kids, hide yo wife!!
Jane: oh, that's Matthew Barnett. His Grandpappy called in favors for him, including the destruction of evidence.
Mary: hide yo kids, hide yo wife!!
Matthew Barnett by Poofor October 17, 2013
Christopher Barnett
Hi, I am Christopher Barnett. I am a man of weirdness and oddness; I am eccentric, white and nerdy, and a great friend.
Having me as a friend is a real privilege because I will never leave you, even when you want me to.
Having me as a friend is a real privilege because I will never leave you, even when you want me to.
Christopher Barnett by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020
QE Barnet
One of the most neekiest schools in all of England. If you come here, you either have been in private education throughout your primary school years and/or sacrificed 3 years of your life by spending each weekend going to 87 tuitions just to get in here. Boys here have absolutely zero knowledge on how to talk to a girl, and there is always that one point where they all start crushing on girls at HBS. About 98% of boys here are Asian.
QE Barnet by Taliban_501 November 28, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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