barnit 

A smart, funny amazing girl, sure to lighten up a room. She’s always there for you and cares so much about others. You’ll never want to lose a Barnit.

That Barnit is so nice, I’ve never met anyone like her!

barnit by Highsunday October 28, 2019

Marching Baritone 

The heaviest hand-held instrument in the band. Players of the marching baritone will go through the worst kind of hell for the first month or so of the season because of the twenty-pound vertical pull on their arm muscles that they didn't even know they had. They often develop PTSD from the pain and wake up in the middle of the night with war-flashbacks from band camp. Understandably, baritone marchers get hella pissed when trumpets complain about how heavy their instrument is because the baritone is a solid 10-15 pounds heavier. Another drawback of the marching baritone is the bell size which, like the mellophone, completely fucking blocks your forward vision so you can't see the drum major 30% of the time. But despite the satanic training the baritones go through, they will have the fiercest of biceps at the end of the season. Through the blood, sweat, and tears that they shed together the baritone section members have bonded to form a cult of trumpet-loathing Herculeses. Even though every baritone player has stated multiple times that they hate playing their instrument, none of them would give it up for the world. It's definately a love-hate relationship that always ends up tipping more towards the loving side.

Wow, that marching baritone has really good posture! *ten seconds later* Aaaaand it's gone.

Marching Baritone by Allisonsum1 December 17, 2014

banitsa 

This is a traditional Bulgarian pastry which we buy and consume as breakfast or bake it on some holidays. It's realy good and is most commonly filled with cheese and is really greasy but who cares.. it's delicious!!! Our grannies love to bake banitsa :) You should really try one!

It's pronounced BAH-nit-sa :)

-Wanna get a hamburger, mate?
-Nah, I'm more of a banitsa person.

banitsa by Danyaru June 18, 2009

Vern Barnett 

Someone who takes credit for the work of others because they are incompetent. Often fidgeting with their face during conversations, a Vern Barnett is completely oblivious to how disgusting they appear to those around them.

That Vern Barnett really came off as an asshole when they took credit for Steve's work, picking at his face during the entire meeting made him look like a joke.

Vern Barnett by RobertBlood August 5, 2019

Matthew Barnett 

A rapist from Rapetown, USA (aka Maryville, MO) who preys on the young and vulnerable/unconscious. His tactics include leaving victims to die in freezing temperatures, calling in political favors from his Grandpappy and encouraging friends to harass victims, or in some instances, even burn down their homes. Matthew is known for his exceptionally long neck and $10 DUI fines.

Mary: Hey, how is that long necked rapist over there not in jail?!

Jane: oh, that's Matthew Barnett. His Grandpappy called in favors for him, including the destruction of evidence.

Mary: hide yo kids, hide yo wife!!

Matthew Barnett by Poofor October 17, 2013

Christopher Barnett 

Hi, I am Christopher Barnett. I am a man of weirdness and oddness; I am eccentric, white and nerdy, and a great friend.
Having me as a friend is a real privilege because I will never leave you, even when you want me to.

Christopher Barnett sent a meme that changed me from the inside... In a bad way!

Christopher Barnett by Real_NoobToob May 3, 2020

QE Barnet 

One of the most neekiest schools in all of England. If you come here, you either have been in private education throughout your primary school years and/or sacrificed 3 years of your life by spending each weekend going to 87 tuitions just to get in here. Boys here have absolutely zero knowledge on how to talk to a girl, and there is always that one point where they all start crushing on girls at HBS. About 98% of boys here are Asian.

I got to QE Barnet
Wow you are a neek

QE Barnet by Taliban_501 November 28, 2021