by Greg fornicater August 13, 2002
This is the feeling you get after leaving an uncomfortable relationship or job and doing something that makes you happy. The old situation is like uncomfortable boots!
by I, Wreckerrr February 27, 2021
I couldn't afford to hire an attorney when my ex husband took me to court to reduce his child support, so I was my own barefoot lawyer.
by YoureWelcome___ June 16, 2016
When a man finds a woman to marry and make into a housewife to start a family with, keeping her pregnant and at home so taking care of child becomes her job while the man goes out to provide for his family
A dress wearing pregnant housewife hands each man a beer, smiles and goes back to the kitchen to cook dinner.
Mike: "Man I need a woman like that. Howd you manage to get so lucky."
Jim: "Trick is to just keep her knocked up. Keeps her at home taking care of me and the kids and running the household. She loves being a stay at home mom."
Mike: "Yeah but dont you want her to go out and work?"
Jim: "I like having her at home with the kids. Besides shes only gotten more beautiful since I've kept her barefoot and pregnant."
Mike: "I think I'm gonna have to find a woman to make barefoot and pregnant too."
Mike: "Man I need a woman like that. Howd you manage to get so lucky."
Jim: "Trick is to just keep her knocked up. Keeps her at home taking care of me and the kids and running the household. She loves being a stay at home mom."
Mike: "Yeah but dont you want her to go out and work?"
Jim: "I like having her at home with the kids. Besides shes only gotten more beautiful since I've kept her barefoot and pregnant."
Mike: "I think I'm gonna have to find a woman to make barefoot and pregnant too."
by breeder jim April 18, 2015
When you're so damn over it, so any task that requires you to put on shoes is beyond your scope of capabilities
No, Laura. I don't care if Alan is coming to the party, I'm not going. I'm barefoot functional right now
by sonky1234 March 30, 2023
A resistance movement typified by grass-roots, non-violent disengagement as a viable force for political and cultural change.
by MBellishments November 4, 2008
a little town in the central part of Florida, near Sebastian.
there is nothing to do, except smoke a lot of pot and take a lot of CCCs.
small enough community where everyone knows everyone, but they love each other most the time cause they dont remember what happened the next day.
it can be fun cause some cool people live there, but its mostly over run by old people who decided theyd go to Florida to die.
there is nothing to do, except smoke a lot of pot and take a lot of CCCs.
small enough community where everyone knows everyone, but they love each other most the time cause they dont remember what happened the next day.
it can be fun cause some cool people live there, but its mostly over run by old people who decided theyd go to Florida to die.
"hey look theres some drunk naked people running around barefoot bay."
"shit......MOM GET BACK HERE!!!"
person1: "lets go smoke."
person2:"where??"
person1:"bfb."
"shit......MOM GET BACK HERE!!!"
person1: "lets go smoke."
person2:"where??"
person1:"bfb."
by anonymouspersonyea March 29, 2007