bare essentials 

private and significant sexual somewhat parts of the body

An eloquent speech should be like a mini-skirt: short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials

bare essentials by anonymous April 2, 2010

bare essentials 

Da minimum amount of your personal "real estate" dat you're expected to "show da world" at a nudist camp.

Da term "bare essentials" can also refer to da unclothed status of one or more fellow humans dat a pervert feels is vital and necessary for him to feel even at a minimum of happy, calm, satisfied, etc.

bare essentials by QuacksO March 21, 2023