bare essentials
An eloquent speech should be like a mini-skirt: short enough to be interesting, but long enough to cover the bare essentials
bare essentials by anonymous April 2, 2010
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bare essentials
Da minimum amount of your personal "real estate" dat you're expected to "show da world" at a nudist camp.
Da term "bare essentials" can also refer to da unclothed status of one or more fellow humans dat a pervert feels is vital and necessary for him to feel even at a minimum of happy, calm, satisfied, etc.
bare essentials by QuacksO March 21, 2023
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