barbærista

A barber who moonlights as a barista

My barbærista hates me for changing barbershops.

by Jared451 March 31, 2022

barbaritang

Similar to a hanging orangutang, native to south africa, only seen with a viking helmet and a battle axe. Prone to prey upon fat men eating overstufffed hotdogs in Seattle, they have since made the trek accross the Atlantic to retire they're ships in return for small, tourist rowboats.

The barbaritang swung with grace, while holding his shield high.

by Homer Phobe October 2, 2005

barbakistan

A horrible communist country with some stupid nuclear power. It tends to whip its dick around stealing more and more land. It’s a place you do not want to end up in.

John: Bro my girl went showering and she is still in there after 2 hours.
Rick: She was transported to Barbakistan…

by the barbaks have arrived June 10, 2022

Barberista

A person who serves you coffee and then cuts your hair.

My barberista gave me a shitty haircut, but the coffee always keeps me coming back.

by BungleMr September 4, 2011