barbærista

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A barber who moonlights as a barista

My barbærista hates me for changing barbershops.

barbærista by Jared451 March 31, 2022

Words you can keep

barbaritang

Similar to a hanging orangutang, native to south africa, only seen with a viking helmet and a battle axe. Prone to prey upon fat men eating overstufffed hotdogs in Seattle, they have since made the trek accross the Atlantic to retire they're ships in return for small, tourist rowboats.

The barbaritang swung with grace, while holding his shield high.

barbaritang by Homer Phobe October 2, 2005

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barbærista • Barberista • barbakistan • barbaritang

barbakistan

A horrible communist country with some stupid nuclear power. It tends to whip its dick around stealing more and more land. It’s a place you do not want to end up in.

John: Bro my girl went showering and she is still in there after 2 hours.
Rick: She was transported to Barbakistan…

barbakistan by the barbaks have arrived June 10, 2022

Barberista

A person who serves you coffee and then cuts your hair.

My barberista gave me a shitty haircut, but the coffee always keeps me coming back.

Barberista by BungleMr September 4, 2011

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026