I performed the ol' Baloney Bop with Emily last night. It felt so damn good
by Hitler's Ally February 21, 2020
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One who uses their anal passage to hide another man’s erect penis inside of.
John Travolta is greatly admired by the ladies for his good looks and interesting roles, but his real passion is being with men and playing the role of a baloney smuggler.
by Boner2020 November 11, 2020
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An allusion to anal sex, "baloney" referring to the penetrator's penis and "colonic" referring to the anal penetration itself. Commonly used by men who equate their genitalia with charcuterie and/or processed meat products.
Frat boy 1: "Yo, what was up with that chick you banged last night? She was all vegan and shit!"

Frat boy 2: "Her ass ain't vegan after the baloney colonic I gave her ..."
by Admiral Viggo April 27, 2014
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When you rip a chainsaw fart during an awful case of swamp ass that has the same sound, smell and consistency of slapping two pieces of lunch meat together.
I came home from a run and let out a Baloney Slapper so rancid my dog came to see if I was about to feed him.
by BigDickCorrine April 15, 2022
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Formal Spanish for a penis or labia hidden beneath underwear.
Juan has chonie baloney that makes the chicas loca.
by Tisigornorich May 23, 2021
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A derogatory term for calling someone; specifically a male; a homosexual that likes to "suck baloney" which means that they like giving young underage men blowjobs for free.
Yo that faggot over there is such a Baloney sandwich! He keeps on flirting with all the dudes!
by JoKker.F7 July 5, 2019
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