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balls on chin

This is a conition where a male balls rest on the chin of a female while, the shaft is inserted into the oral region either by force or the craving of some little pirate hooker.
Girl: hey if there is balls on a wall are they walnuts?
Guy: yes dear they are!

Girl: well if there is nuts on my chest are they chesnuts?
Guys yes dear they are!

Girl:Well if there are balls on chin are they chinnuts?
Guy: HEll NO BITCH YOU GOTS A DICK IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!
balls on chin by 3117 September 19, 2006
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balls on chin

A phrase to express major disappointment or being owned or making a glaring error.

The phrase is often accompanied by a gesture simulating said balls.
A: <fucks up>
B: Balls on chin. <gesture>
A: Yes, balls on chin. <returns gesture>
balls on chin by CellBlock September 16, 2004

balls on chin

1) A completely childish derogatory comment towards another, proclaiming that the individual possesses a scrotum complete with pubes, hanging from his / her chin.

2) A completely accurate comment towards another, if that person actually does possess a scrotum hanging from his / her chin.

3) A game played in prison by your cell mate, when he's not jerking off over pictures of Clysdales or arguing with his imaginary friend Jerome.
George: Fuck, here comes Jon, that balls-on-chin...
Andrew: I thought I smelled something

Doctor: I'm very sorry Mr Buffington, you appear to have a severe case of accute balls-on-chin.

"...And your cellmate makes you play a game called balls-on-chin...And what happens next is all a blur, but you remember "fist" can be a verb..."
balls on chin by Digital_Messiah October 6, 2004

balls on chin

Besides the other defeinitions a game which is played by taking two fingers and tapping another on the chin, also referred to as balls for short
*taps chin with fingers*

ME: OHHHHH BALLS ON CHIN

Other Person : AHHH
balls on chin by Conky_S_56 December 28, 2005

Shit Fuck Damn Piss Hell Balls On Chin 

Used for relieving excruciating pain after experiencing a catastrophic shin-to-coffee-table injury or other similar anatomical disasters. Usually hollered very loud.
OW OW OW Shit Fuck Damn Piss Hell Balls On Chin.
Who put that table there?

Balls On Your Chin 

if the balls are resting on the chin, then the dick is in the mouth all the way. its a brash way of describing a blowjob.
Girl while giving a blowjob: Is this a good blowjob?

Man getting the dainty little blowjob: No, i would rather have my balls on your chin.

Balls on my chin 

Phrase used to describe something extremely unfortunate, painful, depressing, extreme surprise, or just plain bad.
(Slams hand in car door) Balls on my chin that hurts!

Balls on my chin this meatloaf sucks.

Guy 1: Dude, did that hot girl break up with you?
Guy 2: Yeah, Balls on my chin.
Balls on my chin by BenjiW April 28, 2008
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