balls ack

The side of your scrum owned by 1 ball.

She pinched my left balls ack!

by Dennis S July 6, 2011

A Eunuch’s Ball Sack

This is an expression used to denote something that is irrelevant, useless or unfit for purpose. If you wanted to say someone was stupid, you could say “Her head is as empty as a eunuch’s ball sack.” If you wanted to say someone was useless, “He’s as much use as a eunuch’s ball sack.” Cowardly “If courage was balls you’d be a eunuch’s ball sack.” The expression is versatile and can be adapted to a wide variety of purposes.

Malcolm you are the epitome of a eunuch’s ball sack.

by AKACroatalin April 21, 2015

Ballsacktomy

A method of birth control.

The removal of a male's testicles through the ballsack-ular area.

Origin: misunderstanding the term "vasectomy" and assuming that men who no longer wish to produce loin spawn would undergo a physical castration to avoid this.

"My dad had a ballsacktomy because my Mom doesn't want to have more kids. He let the doctors chop his nuts off."

by The Queen of Errythang July 20, 2014

Ballsack McGee

Epithet for a dweeb, loser, or any generally disliked person within a social circle. May refer to individuals interchangeably.

Dude, keep this party on the DL, I don't want Ballsack McGee showing up.

by NotBallsackMcGee August 9, 2012

Ballsack Bandit

A Ballsack bandit is one who sneaks up on sedated men and cuts off their ballsack in the dead of night. He removes the testicles and sells each one for 25,000 dollars. The money acquired from selling testicles is invested into Bitcoin as the Ballsack bandit becomes richer and lives a lavish lifestyle. You can definitely say sack salesmen, sure chase that sack in every way possible! He then gives the severed scrotum to his business partner, Trevor the scrotum smuggler. His job is to take the scrotum into third world countries and make goods for the less fortunate out of scrotum such as jackets, couches, blindfolds, masks, underwear, bras, and sandals. After all, Ballsack bandits do their good deeds and are in fact quite noble. They don’t only take. They keep all their profits of course, but they do give free goods to the less fortunate. Being a Ballsack bandit comes with its virtues, so it is an honest way to make a living.

Billy the Ballsack Bandit may seem like a bad man, even an outlaw, but he does more giving than you might think!

by Boner Swag Man August 6, 2023

ball sack fart

The type if fart that emonates up through you butt crack while you are sitting down. It pauses monentarily and then lightly fluffs past your ball sack. The fart is complete...

I thought I had ball sack fart, but apparently I sharted myself!

by Schmendt November 17, 2013

Ballsack Wackalack

A game in which two or more males (usually adolescent) attempt to earn what are called 'Banana Points' by pimp slapping each others testicles with the back of the hand at the most opportune and unexpected moments over an extended period of time. It is customary for a player to shout the name of the game when a slap makes particularly good contact.

Nebu: I think I'm going to order the crab salad.
James: Ballsack Wackalack
Nebu: Aaaaahhhh my balls, aaaaaah I'm gonna get you so bad...aaaaaaaahhh!

by cassiusgay September 4, 2009