Garrens BallBarrens is the act of titty fucking a girl upside down while your balls are in her mouth. Her mouth should be filled half way with lukewarm water and while you are titty fucking her she gargles the water with the balls in her mouth giving the sensation of a ballcuzy(a jaccuzi for your balls).
"Yo man i was trying to get this chick to give me a Garrens BallBarrens last night but my water heater was broken"
"Hey can I use your microwave?"
"Yea sure why?
"I gotta heat up some water. Im trying to give this girl a Garrens BallBarrens bruh."
1.(Noun. Adj) male with large testicles.
One who punishes (males or females)
with his large testicles during the act of
sex.
2.The state certain old men attain when they reach old age. The condition makes the penis
and testicles 3 to 4 times their normal size due
to water retention and fat deposits. Males with
this condition can be seen at your local VFW post or at a local park.
Any male with larger than normal testicles.
1."The man in the porno had a sack the size
of a bull. His balls were huge. He was a true
ballbarian."