ball wash

when you take such a massive shit it splashes in the water so hard it gets piss water all over your nuts.

"that shit was so huge i got a free ball wash"

by jr December 11, 2004

ball wash

When a girl or guy lies with their head off the side of a bed/sofa. While erect you drop your scrotum into their mouth and they lather them up and then "motorboat" your testicles.

How was your night, oh it was great, got a bj and a ball wash.

by Redden May 31, 2011

Ball Wash

To kiss some ones ass, kind of like brown nosing... But specifically for men jocking another mans style or things he knows or things he has.

Tony is a major ball washer, all he does is brag to friends about my cars, my house and all the chics i have.

by Freddy Ortiz August 19, 2008

Ball Wash

-to attend to the needs of key leaders and/or high ranking individuals.

"Hey Sergeant Blue, the commander is having trouble with some checkpoints so we need to go out and ball wash for awhile"

by Shootin' moose February 19, 2010

ball wash

Cleaning ones man part prior to the act of coitus as a courtesy. Aided with unique grooming products targeted at such tender endeavors.

Sara Cotter says, “I won’t even consider looking at the thing until you use ball wash to ball wash your bits”.

by Katizzle January 28, 2021

Italian Ball Wash

When two girls “lady and the tramp” noodles off of your ball-sack (scrotum).

Bro you’ll never guess who gave me an Italian Ball Wash last night!

“Who?”

Sara and Jessica!

“My sisters?!”

by Contradictionarian August 16, 2021

jersey ball wash

The act of puking through the legs of someone who is already on the toilet taking a shit

Dude, I just had a self administered jersey ball wash...i puked while i was shitting

by boorilla December 9, 2007