Bald Eagles 

A term derived from the Goodyear Eagle brand of that refers to bald and unsafe tires on a vehicle that can potentially cause hydroplaning, terminal understeer and blowouts.

Tax refund time, better get those bald eagles replaced on my car.

Hell yea she had a blowout!!! Ridin on bald eagles because she spent all her money on that damn iPhone.

Bald Eagles by Pierre II September 5, 2013

bald eagle jones 

When a woman is shaved completely in her genital region.

My wife is bald eagle jones.

phrase is used by Bubba the Love Sponge on his Sirius satellite radio show.

bald eagle jones by Steven Thornton April 25, 2008

bald eagle diver 

The art of going down(oral sex) on a woman who has no pubic hair.

A Bald eagle diver is an evolution of the muff diver.TIll this day a very important part of a womens needs. So remember to pratice this old and very fine art.

bald eagle diver by Christian L. July 26, 2006

Bald Eagle

Not only our Nation's bird, but also the nickname for a woman's well-groomed undercarriage. God Bless them all.

Was that chick you went down on hairy?

"No man, she had a bald eagle!"

Right on!

Bald Eagle by Uncle ZShar January 24, 2011

bald eagle

Unit of measure equal to 7 feet. This is the average wingspan of an adult bald eagle. It is a freedom unit.

That basketball player is 1 bald eagle tall.

My car is two bald eagles long.

bald eagle by xtremerange2 November 30, 2022

bald eagle

Someone who desires to remove their pubic hair either for self gratification or simply insanity.

Damn, That Garrett is a bald eagle!

bald eagle by captain chump June 27, 2004

Bald Eagle

The national bird of the USA. Nothing else.

"Joker, a bald eagle isn't a women with no hair on her crotch. UrbanDictionary is just filled with perverts, and they flooded this term with sexual definitions."

Bald Eagle by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022