A custom built shower feature, consisting of a high pressure water jet designed to clean a man's balls. This is a luxurious and thorough means to clean an often neglected area. Often seen accompanied by LED lights and magnifying mirrors.

"Hey, what did you think of my new shower?"
"Yeah that Balldét polished my taint like a hot wax on a brand new Ferrari!"

balldét by Swampmoose July 16, 2015

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Baldet

A person, specifically a teacher, that doesn't known anything about grammar. Every sentence that he/she says, you correct their sentence.

Baldet: He went go gone.
You: He went out******
Baldet: Whatever..

Baldet by Ho gone October 31, 2016

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Baldetorp

A very short and stupid dude. He has about the same iq as beetlejuice. If you ever see a person with the last name baldetorp you should burn the to a crisp. Baldetorps are also famous for being gay

Baldetorp is a great guy

Baldetorp by Dr. Rufe June 9, 2020

BladeTR

Illest lyricist this side of the Globe.

<BladeTR> These niggas dont want me ballin, they want me burried, thrown under the dirt with shots flury, layin with bugs under my shirt. under my chest is a heart of a lion i aint lyin bounty hunters got me flyin with my iron, high as a giant, im runnin from nothing my stomach is touching what im clutching to give you more than a concussion, end of discussion, and my blood is colder so im bolder, hood on my shoulders look in the mirror i see a soldier

BladeTR by Lloyd Banks August 9, 2004

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