When a person has baked all your beans, they have annoyed you to the point of no return. You're done with them.
by beanbaker December 13, 2018
by DragonsBane07312000 March 31, 2021
When you spread someone’s ass cheeks (preferably after it’s preheated if yk what i mean) while they’re face down booty up then you open a can of Bushes baked beans and pour them into their anal cavity. You then shut their cheeks together and let it simmer for a minute. When you open up them cheeks you have a nice warm baked bean asserole ready for your enjoyment. Don’t forget your spoon!
by Oddie Fisher January 8, 2023
by Andrewsium December 30, 2017
baked beans.
Dave: How olds your wife now, mate? Must be getting on a bit now.
Derreck: Baked beans, mate!
Dave: OH Heinze '57' is she?
Dave: How olds your wife now, mate? Must be getting on a bit now.
Derreck: Baked beans, mate!
Dave: OH Heinze '57' is she?
by Olly Hall August 21, 2008
Zeus: Hestia!
Hestia: Yes, my lord?
Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.
Hestia: No! You mean...
Zeus: Yes... CEAN.
The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.
Sometime in the future:
Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
Hestia: Yes, my lord?
Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.
Hestia: No! You mean...
Zeus: Yes... CEAN.
The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.
Sometime in the future:
Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
by ceanoay May 31, 2022