Oh hey there bahd, how you doin' there, bahd?

Bahd, tell me about it, bahd.

Bahd, they got sauce, bahd. They got cheese, bahd. Bahd, they even got crust, bahd.

bahd by Your Best Bahd November 28, 2012

master badtouch

An affectionate nickname for the character Van Grants from the PS2 video game Tales of the Abyss. Was chosen due to the creepy pedophile aura surrounding him, and his very close and manipulative (but not canonically sexual) relationship with the underaged hero, Luke fon Fabre.

In addition to touching little boys, Master Badtouch can also shoot lasers from his eyebrows.

Beware, little boys - here comes Master Badtouch!

master badtouch by QueenieZ December 9, 2007

Bahdadada

a laugh word that may be a result of ironic misfortune or just general misfortune. The laugh is generally used when someone does something wrong and it may not be laugh out loud funny, but as a harsh response the laugh can be used. Basically used for the amusement of others around a persons misfortune.

Fred: that bike trick is easy, watch.
Bill: Go on then.
(Fred attempts a bike trick and fails, falling off his bike)
Bill: Bahdadada.

Roger: I can't find my class anywhere.
Sam: Really?
Roger: Yeh, i've looked all round the school but i can't find them.
Peter: Bahdadada.

Nicholas: So 2x2=4 and 3x3 is 12... i mean 9.
Liam: BAHDADADA!

Bahdadada by Roger Burton May 29, 2008

bahdass

Being awesome. Just being cool isn't good enough. You have to be full on awesome, like, "saved a puppy" awesome
or "killed a baby with your bare hands" awesome.

Bahdass:
-Mr. T
-Samuel L Jackson
-Steve Buscemi
-GG Allin
-Me

Not bahdass:
-hollister, abercromie and fail, or any other such clothing company
-Saved by the Bell
-Jonas Brothers
-Miley Failrus
-Fanny packs
-you

bahdass by thebutchtrifecta March 21, 2009

Bahtzii

A common phrase for a group of wankers who start a group instagram account to show how often they eat steamed chicken, jerk each other off and workout.

"Fuck, that cunt is part of those Bahtzii wankers"

Bahtzii by M.assiveA.sshole89 August 18, 2018

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026