bahdass

Being awesome. Just being cool isn't good enough. You have to be full on awesome, like, "saved a puppy" awesome
or "killed a baby with your bare hands" awesome.

Bahdass:
-Mr. T
-Samuel L Jackson
-Steve Buscemi
-GG Allin
-Me

Not bahdass:
-hollister, abercromie and fail, or any other such clothing company
-Saved by the Bell
-Jonas Brothers
-Miley Failrus
-Fanny packs
-you

by thebutchtrifecta March 21, 2009

Badassy

How a weak pathetic powerless individual often acts in order to put on a front of being tough. Typically this involves the liberal usage of skull imagery.

Unable to silence the ring of tormentors, the broke down fellow got badassy by dressing in black and getting a skull tattoo and then insulting his tormentors over the internet.

by Brisbane Pete April 26, 2011

Internet Badass

An Internet Badass is similar to the Internet Gangsta.

They are someone who uses the internet so they can appear tough, they are often seen getting in pointless Nerd Wars, they tend to threaten somebody with physical violence, saying things like "I'll kick your ass!" When in reality, they are the kid in your class that sits at their desk quietly and reads Naruto comics.

The sad thing is, this is the only life for some people, they can't pull it off in reality, so they think they can get some "Internet Respect" by cussing at people on Myspace, Youtube comments, or a forum, they think by doing this, people think of them as a Badass.

internet badass: ur just lucky i can't get to you!

by ChainsawSquirrel July 24, 2009

Badass Uke

Sensual, rebellious, and intuitive, the Badass Uke can truly be a work of contrasts - an innocent appearance clothed in dark clothing, and a shy smile with eyes that suggest a naughty, darker nature. They are at once easy and hard to approach, as their energy draws people to them, while their intensity and distrust pushes people away... for maybe more than any other personality, the Badass Uke hides away deep in a fantasy world of their own creation, letting few, if any, in. Searching for the one person able to understand their need for something more, someone to protect them and share that mysterious world with them, the Badass Uke can seem lost and wandering, their loneliness sometimes reflecting an inner anger - as they cannot be content until they have been found and claimed, sensually and emotionally.

Girl 1: "Hey, why is that Uke trying to pretend to be a DFWM Seme?"

Girl 2: "He's not trying to be seme he's a Badass Uke."

by Shinigami NightRoad November 27, 2011

certified badass

Term or title for a person who is frighteningly competent. They have been resourceful under pressure and completed many tasks with grace and aplomb. The implication is that the person can be expected to perform as well as anyone could in poor conditions with incomplete instructions and insufficient resources.

Usage: Mary is the best sous chef in the city. Everybody who understands the profession knows they can count on her under any circumstances. Mary is not just good, she is a certified badass sous chef.

by Ugly Shoe May 8, 2016

Badassium

Elemental form of badassedness

Badassium can be located on any periodic table between technetium and promethium

by InventoBadas December 18, 2008

Badass Warrior Fighter

A backwards kicking (usually male) highly aggressive person. Usually known for their surprise attack personality and ability to induce strokes. Though there are no known weaknesses, it has been reported that biting the calves of a badass warrior fighter will buy time. While a normally forward walking mammal, the badass warrior fighter is known most for it's backwards kicking and the strength of such kicks. If has been up for debate for some time whether the strength of the backwards kicks are to blame for the strokes it's victims suffer... or if some other hidden mechanism causes them. One thing is for sure, while it may appear that the badass warrior fighter walks on 2 legs, it hides a 3rd leg. However, no one is quite sure where this 3rd leg is hidden, as discovery of said leg only occurred when a National Geographic team was cornered and brutally beaten with it.

Also reported have been instances of badass warrior fighters with glass eyes in their right ocular cavity. While the exact reason why only some males have this trait is unknown it can be assumed that it may have been caused by territorial battles with rival badass warrior fighters; possibly over territory, or a mate, or stroking rights. It is known however that due to this fairly uncommon disability if find yourself in a situation where you are cornered by a badass warrior fighter, if you can get them to face 30 degrees to your left you will essentially be in its blind spot.

Tanya was attacked by a badass warrior fighter man, and was forced to bit his ankles... even though she was suffering from a stroke.

by Badass WarriorFighter Survivor March 2, 2009