Bag of Tits

(n.) A mess, in disorder. UK military origin.

You look like a bag of tits.
This room is a bag of tits.
Your uniform looks like a bag of tits.

by JediAndi August 21, 2005

Bag of Tits

Tricky one this, can have deul meaning depending on the occasion/conversation inwhich the phrase is used:-

"a good thing"
tits being good and a bag full being even better

Can also be used to decribe a person who is unlucky and/or stupid

He's the kind of guy who would fall into a bag of tits and come out sucking his thumb!

by thevisitor August 10, 2006

Bag Strap Tits

When a girl with big breasts wears a bag with the strap going through the middle of her breasts making them look even bigger.

Hey John, look at them Bag Strap Tits over there

by -The Boobie Watcher- June 06, 2011

dirty bag of tits

well, ya see.. you have a bag. a dirty bag that is. and to make that bag dirty, you shit in it. then with your bag full of shit, you put the shit on the girls chest & moterboat it. good luck, have fun, & be safe.

dude! i totally popped a boner when i was givin that girl a dirty bag of tits!

by sarasavvietrisha November 09, 2007

Rice Bag Tits

Saggy tits that hang low and look like rice bags

God that Sofie has rice bag tits

by !!!!xoxoxoxoxoxoxox September 21, 2016

Bag of tits

When a woman's breasts hang so low down that you have to reach all the way down her top to grab them. Obviously, this is sexual harassment if done without consent, so don't do it unless both you and her want to do it.

Guy 1: So what'd you do today?
Guy 2: My girlfriend had a massive bag of tits, and I grabbed those puppies and smushed them!

Guy 1: Man, I wish I was you :(

by Turtilator200 July 23, 2016