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bag of fruits 

1) A person who acts very homosexual like. A fruity person. A person who is very unmanly, or a man that does unmanly acts.

2) A person who sucks
Cristiano Ronaldo is such a bag of fruits for crying after the game!

Man, you are such a bag of fruits for faking on us to go hang out with your girlfriend that whips you.
bag of fruits by LuLu21 May 11, 2011

Bag of Fritos

If you a Bag of Fritos that means you ugly or "chopped". You are the last one that gets picked from the Frito-Lays Variety Box.
"If you in the dark that means you a BAG OF FRITOS."

"Yo bro, why does that girl keep wearing face masks after covid?"
"She a Bag of Fritos bro."

"Yo bro that Cuffem guy is mad funny but he a Bag of Fritos."

Bag of Fritos

If you a Bag of Fritos that means you ugly or "chopped". You are the last one that gets picked from the Frito-Lays Variety Box.
"If you in the dark that means you a BAG OF FRITOS."

"Yo bro, why does that girl keep wearing face masks after covid?"
"She a Bag of Fritos bro."

"Yo bro that Cuffem guy is mad funny but he a Bag of Fritos."
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026