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bag of asses

what the black scented markers smell like, according to mr. dane cook.
"the black marker always smelled like an asshole. *sniff* wtf is that? *sniff* that is a bag of asses!"
by kkkkkkkkfffffffffffffffffff August 26, 2006
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bag of asses

when you're like 13, or so, and you are just one of those assholes that think you're the coolest tween ever, and you act like not just an asshole, but you're so much of an asshole, it's like an entire bag of asses, with lots of variety, not just one ass.
"Damn, you were an asshole when you were 13!"
"I was like a bag of asses, like a whole variety of asses, in a bag."
by GagaFreakBitch May 18, 2010
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bag of smashed asses

some that is soooo ugly, they can be compared to a bag filled to the brim with asses that have been smashed beyond belief.
Evan: did you see rob's date? she looks hideous!
Rob: my date looks like a bag of smashed asses
Zack: my date is a genuine cunt rag.
by Zizzle January 4, 2007
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