Joey Batey

Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.

friend: did you know joey batey has had 3 failed marriages?
me: really?

friend: yeah
me: ok

Joey Batey by joeyplznoticeethan April 26, 2020

Batty Milk

Milk that comes out of persons anus.

John went to the the toilet to do a poo but out came batty milk.

Batty Milk by green923jade September 16, 2016

Wagwan for battyman

When officer looks at your balls, batty and dick.

"Wagwan for battyman..

Come on officer, you've seen my balls batty and dick this month..
more than my BM, more than my links, more than my chick."

Wagwan for battyman by PoliceBattyman June 1, 2021

baefy 

noun; a term of endearment usually for a lover. possibly a combination of the words "bae" and "wifey".

Baefy, will you be my valentine?

baefy by baefy February 22, 2021

Batty Language 

To speak in the native language of the anus.

John really was a tit and fluent in the batty language too!

Batty Language by green923jade October 15, 2016

battyflex

An extremely homosexual man. Someone who is pretty much gay for a living.

Chris: Did you know that Julie is thinking of asking Bobby to have sex with her?
Will: But isn't Bobby gay?
Chris: Yeah, as far as i know, he's been working his way round the country trying to have a gay orgy in every county in the UK.
Will: What a battyflex.

battyflex by stegosauross May 7, 2010

battyman 

Orginated from Jamaica meaning gay. Batty is the word for bottom, so battyman is protraying a man who loves bottom. It is also use as an insult in the same way as 'faggot'.

look how he walks, I tink him is a battyman

battyman by adriot June 9, 2009