battyflex

An extremely homosexual man. Someone who is pretty much gay for a living.

Chris: Did you know that Julie is thinking of asking Bobby to have sex with her?
Will: But isn't Bobby gay?
Chris: Yeah, as far as i know, he's been working his way round the country trying to have a gay orgy in every county in the UK.
Will: What a battyflex.

battyflex by stegosauross May 7, 2010

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battyplex

Equal severity with pumplex
Used if one is disgusting or does something disgusting or embarrassing

That was a battyplex movement

Your a battyplex man

battyplex by Lolilllll December 15, 2018

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battyflex • battyplex • buttflex • absofuckinglutely battyfied

buttflex

Scientifically known as the Valsalva maneuver. This maneuver is performed during defecation. It involves one of the largest muscles in the human body.

That loaf of white bread gave me some major constipation as I had to make multiple buttflex attempts before I could finally free up the load.

buttflex by Jonny Bot November 16, 2006

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absofuckinglutely battyfied

this word is both rare and reclusive, it is rarely seen outside its natural habbitat, Stevenage aka Chav-central

the definition of this word means that someone is so homosexual, he takes part in all manor of sexual acts

guy 1: yo ma homies, you be checking steve last night?

guy 2: ah hell no! peeps round ere say that he takes it in the batty!

guy 1: Dayam! he is absofuckinglutely battyfied

this phrase should also be used before you die
such as...

guy about to be eaten by a fuck load of lions: ah fuck! this is so absofuckinglutely battyfied!

absofuckinglutely battyfied by michael 123 January 15, 2008

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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