battyflex

An extremely homosexual man. Someone who is pretty much gay for a living.

Chris: Did you know that Julie is thinking of asking Bobby to have sex with her?
Will: But isn't Bobby gay?
Chris: Yeah, as far as i know, he's been working his way round the country trying to have a gay orgy in every county in the UK.
Will: What a battyflex.

by stegosauross May 7, 2010

battyplex

Equal severity with pumplex
Used if one is disgusting or does something disgusting or embarrassing

That was a battyplex movement

Your a battyplex man

by Lolilllll December 15, 2018

buttflex

Scientifically known as the Valsalva maneuver. This maneuver is performed during defecation. It involves one of the largest muscles in the human body.

That loaf of white bread gave me some major constipation as I had to make multiple buttflex attempts before I could finally free up the load.

by Jonny Bot November 16, 2006

absofuckinglutely battyfied

this word is both rare and reclusive, it is rarely seen outside its natural habbitat, Stevenage aka Chav-central

the definition of this word means that someone is so homosexual, he takes part in all manor of sexual acts

guy 1: yo ma homies, you be checking steve last night?

guy 2: ah hell no! peeps round ere say that he takes it in the batty!

guy 1: Dayam! he is absofuckinglutely battyfied

this phrase should also be used before you die
such as...

guy about to be eaten by a fuck load of lions: ah fuck! this is so absofuckinglutely battyfied!

by michael 123 January 15, 2008