Jim: What did you get Molly for Christmas?
Dave: Celtics tickets!
Jim: Nice! Wait, does she like basketball?
Dave: I dunno, but I do! And it’ll be a “romantic” night out.
Jim: backhanded gift, nice dude.
The bestfucking game ever invented. Players choose either "fronthand" or "backhand" and their partner slaps them across the face, either fronthand or backhand. First shown in the Key and Peele skit, "Fronthand Backhand."
"Yo Tyrell."
"Yo Lawrence."
"You wanna play fronthand backhand?"
"Yo man, I don't know that game."
"Hey man, it's simple, dawg. All you gotta do is say fronthand or backhand!"
"Alright, fronthand."
*slap*
"Ooh man! I got you good! You know that funny."
"Backhand."
"No, honey...I love yours. I don't even like them big."
"Relax, sweetie...you were perfectly adequate."
"Your haircut really slims your face."
Since Michael is a pompous prick, I think I'll give him a backhanded compliment.
A legendary jerk technique known only by the most prestigious of virgins. The ancient art of the sometimes called “revert jerk” involves massaging the male penis with a reverse grip. For this technique you will want your pinky to be the closest finger to the tip of your penis. Sometimes known as the “Kentucky relay” and sometimes even the “Cog Railway”, this new found grip is guaranteed to change you’re life forever.
“I’m single for Valentine’s Day I guess I’ll have to go home and rock my world with the backhand Tennessee tonight.”
“I walked in on my 10 year old brother doing the Kentucky Relay last night.” “Well damn , he must be a fucking genius because it took me years to fully master my grip.”
“Shits been getting pretty boring with my girl lately. I might have to break down and make that bitch give me the ol’ Cog Railway before it’s to late.”
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberryscarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.