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baby hotline

a bop by jack stauber. its a pop song that cam out in 2019. its gas and u should listen to it. baby hotline could also be a term used to describe a friend who always gives u advice.
Person 1: "someone" just broke up w me. *sigh* im in desperate need of a baby hotline
Person 2: NO FEAR! BABY HOTLINE IS HERE

Baby Hotline, please hold me close to you
Baby flatline, still time to do it too (ha-ha-ha!)
Baby snack time, chow down to earth
But in your head she's a
Hoarder of quarters
And no boundary boredom-dom
Boundary boredom!
baby hotline by corey<333 January 7, 2022
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Baby Hotline

Your A Fan Of Jack Stauber So You Searched This Song To See What It Means It Means Suicide
Hmh Whats That Song Oh! Im Just Listening To Baby Hotline
Baby Hotline by t3g442011 August 23, 2022

Baby hotline

I love Jack Stauber, I am a huge fan of his music, but this song is way too overrated. It’s barely his style
“Oh is that Jack Stauber? I love his music! But I’ve only ever heard baby hotline”
“I will consume you”
Baby hotline by Commander Cat July 19, 2024

bvbyhotline 

The hottest mutual,best cap cut, and gayest person to ever roam the earth🙄🤣😂
“Hey did you see Bvbyhotlines edit theyre the best!!”

Person 1: “do you follow @bvbyhotline??”

Person 2: “No, I’m not a skittle”

Person:1 “Straight 4$$ mf”
bvbyhotline by Bvmlbeb33z July 2, 2021
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