baby hotline

a bop by jack stauber. its a pop song that cam out in 2019. its gas and u should listen to it. baby hotline could also be a term used to describe a friend who always gives u advice.

Person 1: "someone" just broke up w me. *sigh* im in desperate need of a baby hotline
Person 2: NO FEAR! BABY HOTLINE IS HERE

Baby Hotline, please hold me close to you
Baby flatline, still time to do it too (ha-ha-ha!)
Baby snack time, chow down to earth
But in your head she's a
Hoarder of quarters
And no boundary boredom-dom
Boundary boredom!

baby hotline by corey<333 January 7, 2022

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Baby Hotline

Your A Fan Of Jack Stauber So You Searched This Song To See What It Means It Means Suicide

Hmh Whats That Song Oh! Im Just Listening To Baby Hotline

Baby Hotline by t3g442011 August 23, 2022

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Baby hotline

I love Jack Stauber, I am a huge fan of his music, but this song is way too overrated. It’s barely his style

“Oh is that Jack Stauber? I love his music! But I’ve only ever heard baby hotline”
“I will consume you”

Baby hotline by Commander Cat July 19, 2024

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bvbyhotline

The hottest mutual,best cap cut, and gayest person to ever roam the earth🙄🤣😂

“Hey did you see Bvbyhotlines edit theyre the best!!”

Person 1: “do you follow @bvbyhotline??”

Person 2: “No, I’m not a skittle”

Person:1 “Straight 4$$ mf”

bvbyhotline by Bvmlbeb33z July 2, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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