Baby Flume Share definition Flag A vagina. When a woman's vagina becomes so warped from childbirth that subsequent babies come out like they are riding a log flume. After the first couple of children Michelle Duggar's vagina had become a baby flume. Baby Flume by DWMUND November 30, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Baby Flume mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch