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Baby Bob 

(N.) An early sign of the Apocolpyse. Part Ally McBeal Dancing Baby, Part FreeInternet.com. All Evil!
Avoid Baby Bob at all costs! If you make contact for too long, your body will turn to stone.
Baby Bob by G-Union June 20, 2003

Bob Ross Baby 

A baby that’s made from a happy little accident.
Have you met Vicky, Jace, and their little Bob Ross Baby; Elenor? Thank goodness they already wanted kids.
Bob Ross Baby by DevLurcia June 4, 2021

Baby Bobbing 

Taking an aborted fetus and placing it back in it's original snatch. Then having a spouse search for it while performing oral sex, similar to bobbing for an apple.
My husband and I wanted to spice things up, so we decided to try baby bobbing.

baby ruth bobsled 

The act of shitting a REALLY long turd. So long it starts wrapping around itself in the bowl.
That was one hell of a ride on the baby ruth bobsled!
a monkey will really beady eyes that would look better dead
insult :
person 1: that mf looks like he was bred from 2 boba babies

person 2 : facts

general use

person 1: did you see that boba baby at the zoo?
person 2: yeah i wish i could’ve just tossed it in a jet engine
boba baby by SeanSprout October 26, 2022

bobber baby 

A woman wetter than a live well. Dates fishermen, usually multiple at once. Master baiter.
Ronda was a major bobber baby chasing after those rod rangers.
bobber baby by TheRealBLee August 10, 2024
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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