bam 

Scottish colloquial. Means Below Average Mentality. See also ned and min.

"Ah'm nae a bam, like!"

bam by Hayley Webster April 12, 2004

Bam 

Idiot

Originates from Scotland
Possibly short for Bampot

Glaswegian - Git it up ye! Ya spazzy bam!!

English - HA HA! You are a spazzy idiot!

Bam by x W33 M33 x October 19, 2006

BAM 

BAM/BAMING (BAN ALLISON MOVEMENT)
Used when expressing discomfort towards "Allisons"

Hey are you going to the BAM rally tonight?

Im Bamming so hard right now

BAM by ProfessionalBammer June 30, 2023

bam 

I Scottish lowlife who has nothing better to do all day than hang "aroond we me pals" and throw glass bottles around the place!

"wit - u sayin im a bam?"

bam by i h8 bams December 3, 2003

Bam 

An exclamation used to express extreme excitement or happiness (often times resulting from some sort of accomplishment).

See also bam sucka!
See also booyah!

"Yo fool, I just got us the chron!"

"BAM!"

Bam by OlSpazzy April 3, 2003

bam 

Scottish slang. Refers to persons behaviour. Daft, nutter, nuts, silly, "not right in head".

When someone joins a snapped CD with sticky tape and loads it into the CD drive. After a moment of some unhealthy noises, the person looks at you and asks "Do you think it's broken?". This person is commonly referred to as a BAM!

These people exist and yes, he also managed to screw a perfectly good CD drive...

bam by Mr Scotsman April 19, 2006

Bam 

Extremely offensive insult in Scotland, similar to dafty. Use against neds and junkies at your peril. If one junkie uses it against a fellow junkie it can result in a hilarious verbal battle until one stabs the other, which is equally hilarious.

Usually one junkie baits the other into violent reaction so that he can claim damages in court by saying "Ya fuckin' bam". However, there is actually no space inbetween each word when a junkie uses it. Infact, the faster you can say "Yafuckinbam" the more powerful junkie you are.

Junkie 1: "Yafuckinbam"
Junkie 2: "Wit, yafuckindafty?"

Junkie 1: "Wit, ya bam?
Junkie 2: "Who you callin' a bam, ya dafty?"

Junkie 1: "Who you callin' a dafty, ya bam?"
Junkie 2: *brandishes knife*

Bam by Wlady May 31, 2011