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because the idiots above pissed me off, here is what a /b/tard is:
a /b/tard is one who actively posts or lurks on the /b/ board at either 4chan.org, notfourchan.net, 7chan.org, 12chan.org, iichan.org, ebaumsworld, ytmdn or countless others. to those who it concerns, yes in writing this i am breaking rules 1 and 2, but you will get over it.
there is so much more to it than this, but that is all you need to know.
/b/ does not exist. Move along, sir.
a /b/ tard is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
a /b/tard is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
a /b/tard is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
a /b/tard is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
a b tard is the guy loitering on Park Ave, the one that's always trying to sell you something.
a /b/tard is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
a /b/tard is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
and so on and so forth
b tard by xak January 9, 2008
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a b tard is a person who likes sheep a lot.
it is commonly known as rhys waring
i saw rhys the other day with a sheep

dude hes a total b tard
b tard by dazzer99 March 12, 2008
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a name created by the somewhat popular picture forums 4chan, usually means someone who is savy with 1337 talk/forum talk, video games, anime etc.
this girl doesn't even have pictures of herself on myspace, she has sailor moon and naruto screen shots, what a b tard.
b tard by imtryingtosleep August 31, 2007
a arse hole who wont leave you alone, a real bastard retarded mofo with to much time on there hands.
a: That prick keeps on giving me jip.
B: fuck that b tard man hes a twat anyway.

man: stop following me you b tard.
B tard: i just wanna be your friend.
b tard by D Stallibrass September 20, 2006
Someone who browses 4chan's /b/ imageboard.
"I am a true /b/tard."
/b/tard by Irne May 9, 2005
those whose lives revolve around the /b/, or "random" section of 4chan.

see also btard and /b/tard.
"ah fuck, we're surrounded by b-tards"
b-tard by STEPHASAURS April 25, 2007
A fully oiled part of the Internet Hate Machine

They are domestic terrorists who will blow up your van
Person 1: Shit, looks like the /b/tards are heading your way
Person 2: It's okay, I shut my curtains and bought a dog. You can't get me now, Internet Hate Machine!
/b/tard by AnonymousNigra October 27, 2007
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