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because the idiots above pissed me off, here is what a /b/tard is:
a /b/tard is one who actively posts or lurks on the /b/ board at either 4chan.org, notfourchan.net, 7chan.org, 12chan.org, iichan.org, ebaumsworld, ytmdn or countless others. to those who it concerns, yes in writing this i am breaking rules 1 and 2, but you will get over it.
there is so much more to it than this, but that is all you need to know.
/b/ does not exist. Move along, sir.
a /b/ tard is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
a /b/tard is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
a /b/tard is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
a /b/tard is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
a b tard is the guy loitering on Park Ave, the one that's always trying to sell you something.
a /b/tard is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
a /b/tard is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
and so on and so forth
b tard by xak January 9, 2008
Words you can keep
a b tard is a person who likes sheep a lot.
it is commonly known as rhys waring
i saw rhys the other day with a sheep

dude hes a total b tard
b tard by dazzer99 March 12, 2008
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a name created by the somewhat popular picture forums 4chan, usually means someone who is savy with 1337 talk/forum talk, video games, anime etc.
this girl doesn't even have pictures of herself on myspace, she has sailor moon and naruto screen shots, what a b tard.
b tard by imtryingtosleep August 31, 2007
a arse hole who wont leave you alone, a real bastard retarded mofo with to much time on there hands.
a: That prick keeps on giving me jip.
B: fuck that b tard man hes a twat anyway.

man: stop following me you b tard.
B tard: i just wanna be your friend.
b tard by D Stallibrass September 20, 2006
Someone who browses 4chan's /b/ imageboard.
"I am a true /b/tard."
/b/tard by Irne May 9, 2005
those whose lives revolve around the /b/, or "random" section of 4chan.

see also btard and /b/tard.
"ah fuck, we're surrounded by b-tards"
b-tard by STEPHASAURS April 25, 2007
A fully oiled part of the Internet Hate Machine

They are domestic terrorists who will blow up your van
Person 1: Shit, looks like the /b/tards are heading your way
Person 2: It's okay, I shut my curtains and bought a dog. You can't get me now, Internet Hate Machine!
/b/tard by AnonymousNigra October 27, 2007
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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