Axe dick 

When a man doesn't have the time to shower before a date, so he sprays Axe down his pants so she'll have a cheap snack for later. That is, if she is one of the 5 women on the planet who enjoy the smell of Axe.

Everything was going well, until he pulled down his pants and had total Axe dick.

Axe dick by JiggaJessica August 28, 2013

axe dick 

when you get a big wood and nothingcan calm herdown besides someone taking a axe to it and slicing her off ...

holy fuck , i had the worst axe dick the other night when the 12 year old girl would not give in, it was like being at a black man convention..damn

axe dick by jesse000000000000000 August 21, 2008