Axe dick

When a man doesn't have the time to shower before a date, so he sprays Axe down his pants so she'll have a cheap snack for later. That is, if she is one of the 5 women on the planet who enjoy the smell of Axe.

Everything was going well, until he pulled down his pants and had total Axe dick.

Axe dick by JiggaJessica August 28, 2013

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axe dick

when you get a big wood and nothingcan calm herdown besides someone taking a axe to it and slicing her off ...

holy fuck , i had the worst axe dick the other night when the 12 year old girl would not give in, it was like being at a black man convention..damn

axe dick by jesse000000000000000 August 21, 2008

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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