awkward silence is what happens when you are talking about something weird. it is awkward silence. every time there is an awkward silence a gay baby is born.
Person 1: watz new
10 hours later
Person 2: awkward silence lol a gay baby was born
Person 1: lol
by yomamaisfatt February 2, 2007
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When you do something, such as a fart or a bad joke and all your friends just sit there for 4 or more seconds saying nothing.
There was an awkward silence when Mitt shit himself and it smelt like a cat defecated on tuna.
by theburningchicken October 30, 2013
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A long period of time in which no one speaks because something has been said that either 1.) ended the conversation 2.) something odd, morbid, surprising, ect. has been said 3.) inturupted the converation resulting in loss of topic. Usually followed by small talk.
1.) My class was having a discussion on the book We're reading, and when the teacher didn't have anything to say, John yelled out, "Awkward Silence...!"
2.) When John told Jake to f*** off, there was a long awkward silence between the two of us.
3.) I was talking to John, and when his friend called him into the other room, their was an awkward silence between my other friend because we didn't know what to talk about.
by hoplesslyinlove November 30, 2010
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This was Awkward Silence: 3.ly/2HYg
by johnny pseudo January 19, 2011
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An awsome metalcore/Post-Hardcore band from Pennsylvania. Their music is so awsome it's creates and Awkward Silence.
Last night i saw, Awkward Silence play.
No way were they good?
Hell yeah, they were soooo good, that the entire room was filled with an awkward silence because they were so good.
Damn, i'm going to the next show, and i'm buying a shirt tooo.
by awkwardsilence October 19, 2010
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When a gay baby is born the world has an awkward silence.
My brother was born while there was an awkward silence. hence he is now gay.
by Rene Sydney T. August 11, 2006
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An unpleasant term for the result of Year 7s going out. ussually stop after a couple of weeks, but in many circumstances stays there for the whole time. sometimes the term "awkward silence syndrome" is used.
Jeff: hey Dave, how's it going with you and Emma?
Dave: not so good, i suppose there must be some Awkward Silence syndrome that we need to sort out.
Jeff: Bummer. I hear that usually goes away within a couple of weeks though.
Dave: Well, I hope so, cause if it doesn't I'm gonna have to wait till I'm not an annoying little freak who no-one in their right mind would ever want to even look at.
Jeff: I know Dave, all of us want to be in Year 10, but we'll just have to wait......
by J Kelso December 12, 2006
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