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Avuncular 

(adj.) Once a man reaches middle age and his formerly remarkable and youthful looks have completely lost their edge, he develops an air of such utter harmlessness that he is no longer attractive to women. A man is described as "avuncular" when he stops looking like a sexual entity and starts looking like his Uncle Arby.
I'll have to stop hitting the clubs looking for action; my face has gotten so avuncular, chicks think I'm there to look for my runaway daughter.
Avuncular by Vermont Ferret July 12, 2005

avunculicide 

killing of one's uncle or the person who kills his/her uncle.
Avunculicide is a heinous crime.
avunculicide by uttam maharjan November 6, 2012

avunculofornicationist 

n. one who fucks an uncle.
bob, an avowed avunculofornicationist, thanked his lucky stars that his mother was the only girl in a family of 10 kids: so many uncles to fuck!

avunculus 

plural: avunculi
A gender-neutral term describing aunts and uncles. An alternate could be "auncle".
"I was staying with my avunculus at the time."
avunculus by Mushiking42 August 22, 2024