Authorisized

1.To emotionally hurt someone. 2.to physically hurt someone. 3.to pown someone in any way. 4.to cause damage.

Jimmy just authorisized me.
Bob authorisized me in hockey.
dude, that hobo just authorisized the store window!

by the authorisizer April 13, 2009

Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra

The best line in the whole entire film or movie.

*credit scene after movie*

Davo: Aye mate, that was a pretty good movie! Should we head out..?
Trev: Wait mate, the best part at the end..
Davo: What?

Screen: Authorised by the Australian Government Canberra

Trev: That’s what I’m talking about. ;D

by Big Seth Everman Energy December 28, 2019

Authoritized

When you wear shoes with heals that make you extra tall. You aquire the power of authority over your peers, co-workers and even boss (b/c you tower over them).

If you don't get back to doing emails you WILL be authoritized so help me!!

by Raejoy November 9, 2009

Authorized

To grant the permission or power to.
To hold all the power, final word or say.

Only I am allowed on that track because I am authorized.

No one will go up that canyon without my authority.

by Authorized_s13 September 13, 2013

facebook authorized

Company or farms where employee can open facebook and company's owner or boss allowed his emloyees to use facebook(sometimes) during working hours.

Hey dude i get job in facebook authorized company so i can keep in touch with my friend during my time also.

by chintancht July 14, 2011

Authorized Standard Version

Authorized Standard Version: An update of the King James Version published in 1901.
This version earned the reputation of being the Rock of Biblical Honesty. Although the English used in the ASV is somewhat archaic, it isn't nearly as hard to understand as some passages of the King James Version of nearly 3 centuries earlier. This translation of the Holy Bible is in the public domain.

The passage about the root of all evil is better translated in the ASV or NIV than the KJV.

by Don Jewett March 5, 2004

Authoritize

When one authoritizes they are using brute force to set that man straight. If he’s acting up, authoritize him. Being gay? Get fucking authorized bitch. But if he’s actually gay then it’s ok because this is a fucking free country so DO NOT fkn judge. Butttttt...... at the same time don’t be afraid to set a gay imposter straight.

Friend 1: Bob won’t stop sucking my dick and I know he’s not gay what should I do?

Friend 2: Bro I think you might have to authoritize that man

by Ritchie Bitchie August 24, 2018