Where you get your dick to the point of bursting and proceed to spin in CIRCLES while jizz spews everywhere.
Bro my house is destroyed because I practiced The Attack Helicopter.
by sept1cslice January 1, 2021
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When you spin your dick around in circles very fast while cumming on a Girl/Guys face to represent helicopter blades and shooting from a guys "Gun".
I was being and 'Attack Helicopter' to this Gir/Guy and 'shot' her in the face from it.
by Noongar1800 October 28, 2020
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A helicopter that attacks certain people. It is also considered a gender. Pronouns of the gender include heli (for he or she), Attas (for his or hers), Ati (for him or her).
Social justice warrior: YoU aRe HoMoPhObIc ArEnT yOu!
Epic person: I'm not homophobic I identify as an attack helicopter.
by NuggetInc September 24, 2020
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A joke repeated by conservatives who think they're funny.

Originated on 2014 4chan (where else) and has many variants, including Piers Morgan's ridiculously unfunny penguin joke.
Olive: I identify as Neutrois.

Brad: hurr durr attack helicopter
by E hates Q May 5, 2020
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What RWNJs stated their gender is.
I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme trannies owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
by Canadian FtM December 15, 2019
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