An adjective for some thing fake or stupid like the moon landing
Man that girl is astronaut. She is so shallow to everyone
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First uttered by the first American in space: Alan B. Shepard.

Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:

"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"
"The final exam is about to start! Better recite the astronaut's prayer one last time."
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When youre on a misson to drive somewhere and cant stop for a toilet break, so wear a nappy/ diaper and just keep on truckin
I wasnt going to miss nickelbacks last tour across the country so i pulled the old sad astronaut and watched the miles slip away
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An individual who find themselves is an extraordinary and/or highly unlikely circumstance.
1) I was so out of place at that party, people looked at me like a black astronaut.
2) I won the lottery and feel like a black astronaut.
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Sexual position in which two hands are entered into the vagina, moved apart to widen said vagina, and then face inserted between the hands. Derives its name from the eyes being pinned between hands and stretched backward.
"Dude, I totally just gave my girlfriend a Chinese Astronaut. I must have looked like a chink in there!"
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An irish post-rock band known for their instrumental music and kick-ass live light effects. They never sing, but occasionally moan.

They are also known as "the band whose shit got stolen in the U.S."
LPs

The End of the Beginning (2002)
All Is Violent, All Is Bright (2005)
Far from Refuge (2007)
God Is an Astronaut (2008)
Age of the Fifth Sun (2010)
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